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godlessondheimite:

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

aewm:

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch